90's Tv Did Not Prepare Me For the Real World
Despite what Saved By the Bell says, there is no way to stop time for a brief monolague.
Making minimum wage at a bookstore or coffee shop will not pay for that swanky 2,000 sq ft industial chic apartment in NYC. Sorry.
Caffeine pills are about as dangerous as a drunken house cat. There is no need to cry about it.
Julia Stiles boobs would never distract a school teacher long enough for someone to escape detention.
Fortunately, every mistake in life is not accompanied by a long-winded story from Danny Tanner.
The awkward outcast will never win prom queen over the blonde bombshell with huge jugs. Its science.
Despite what 90's movies will tell you, it is not customary for 50 kids to break into a choreographed dance at school or in the middle of a street.
Being beautiful and popular does not guarantee you a slow-motion entrance at a party.
In what world is every highschool student driving a restored classic car?
The principal of your high school does not care enough about you to break into your house to see if you are really sick.
Melissa Joan Hart would never be the hot, popular girl in real life. Can we all agree?
No guy will ever grab a microphone and turn on the soccer field loud speakers to sing you a song and dance galantly through the bleachers with a fat policeman running after him. Does not happen.
Every high school basketball player could be in the NBA.
Well that's all for now folks, stay tuned for next time.. and remember this-
The Most Interesting Man in the World on Julia Stiles:
No.
Making minimum wage at a bookstore or coffee shop will not pay for that swanky 2,000 sq ft industial chic apartment in NYC. Sorry.
Caffeine pills are about as dangerous as a drunken house cat. There is no need to cry about it.
Julia Stiles boobs would never distract a school teacher long enough for someone to escape detention.
Fortunately, every mistake in life is not accompanied by a long-winded story from Danny Tanner.
The awkward outcast will never win prom queen over the blonde bombshell with huge jugs. Its science.
Despite what 90's movies will tell you, it is not customary for 50 kids to break into a choreographed dance at school or in the middle of a street.
Being beautiful and popular does not guarantee you a slow-motion entrance at a party.
In what world is every highschool student driving a restored classic car?
The principal of your high school does not care enough about you to break into your house to see if you are really sick.
Melissa Joan Hart would never be the hot, popular girl in real life. Can we all agree?
No guy will ever grab a microphone and turn on the soccer field loud speakers to sing you a song and dance galantly through the bleachers with a fat policeman running after him. Does not happen.
Every high school basketball player could be in the NBA.
Well that's all for now folks, stay tuned for next time.. and remember this-
The Most Interesting Man in the World on Julia Stiles:
No.
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